After every Missouri loss my buddy "Mumbles" rages about the less than manly way the Tigers played. His vitriolic analysis, whether in person, on the phone or via e-mail, spews out in a torrent of stuttering, spittle-laced wrath.
Here's his roster for the Tigers going into today's game against Kansas:
The starters will be Marcie Denmon, Laura Bowers, Justine Safford, Rikki Ratliffe and Phyllis Pressey. Madeline Pressey, Michelle Dixon, Stephanie Moore, Rikki Kreklow and Kimmie English (oh, that's right, "Kimmie" is a girl's name), will come off the bench.
If Mizzou plays like a team of girls today, they can write off the rest of the season.
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